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Archive for November 27th, 2006

Damn Victoria Street

Thoughts that gripped my brain today while trying to get to Boots on Victoria Street, Blink 182’s “Feeling this” blasting eardrums:

Where the hell did I put my Benjy’s card?
Don’t drive your little monster in pram into me
“Perambulator” is an underused word
Oh yeah, that’s it, use it to stop the traffic
I’d like to cross the road [...]

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Christmas pressies

Just had an email from my Paps. He says:
“Can you think of stuff you’d like for Christmas (over and above money)? Wrap-up things.”
So far the reply looks like this:

The traditional box of Ferrero Rocher
If you had a lot of wrapping paper you could wrap up a Porche 911 Turbo… (with a full tank of [...]

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On the escalator late again - thanks SWT and Network Rail, you fuckers. Why is it always MY train?!!?! Why can’t you screw up just ten minutes after my train has passed through safely? I hate you.
So, at 9.45 (yes, an hour later than scheduled as usual - in fact, I might start documenting [...]

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