Well. Where did my life go? I am sure that my blog used to be semi-interesting. Now it is just pants.
Today I have mostly… been asleep. Got up after noon, and then fannyed around before going over to The Boy’s to help put things in the loft… Next thing it was gone 6pm and I was in The Boy’s bed (he wasn’t in with me!!!!). He told me that I had been asleep for about 3 hours. What the hell is wrong with me today?
Maybe it is because I hate washing up and this (and more) is all that I have to “look forward to” for the rest of the evening:
(Yes that is Ribena - isn’t it horrifically expensive? Only the best at my gaff you know. Oh and please note the new red collander after my disasterous murdering of the blue one).
So, just shitty washing up and Bernard Matthews Mini Chicken Kievs and chips. Oh, and X Factor, which I am enjoying immensely as I compose this. Is it some kind of Christmas review? I suppose I could look it up online but (surprise surprise) I can’t be bothered again. I would look it up on the TV but I can’t find the TV remote - d’oh. That is why I am watching it in the first place.
Oh, but there *is* one other good thing…
For UK readers… Haagen Dazs on offer in Tesco… two for £4. For non-UK readers, this is a very good deal! Oooooooh. Yes!!!!! Yumumumumumumummumumumumumumum!!
Yes, I will get fat. And then New Year will come around and I will sort it all out then.
The funniest “fat” episode I ever had was one night when I was about 20. I was in bed with my ex in just my knickers eating a Pizza Hut pizza and crying while he ignored me and watched TV. But I couldn’t stop eating the pizza. The really stupid thing is that I was only about a size 10 - so smaller than I am now (I think - I dunno what size I am anymore).
You know - that pile of dishes makes me smile because I wish I was doing them! I’m a sick, sick woman.
Blue: you’re on holiday… your kitchen is SUPPOSED to look like that! (you ought to see mine!)
Venting: You ARE a sick, sick woman… however, if you’re anywhere near Florida, you’re welcome to stop by for a visit!
Your boyfriend ignored you while you cried?! No wonder he’s your ex.
Coatman - Quite
But it took 2.5 years and finding another girl in our bed for me to realise that maybe he didn’t deserve me. Girls can be such divs.
That is ALOT of mess for some kievs. Blimey.
That’s the mess BEFORE the kievs!! You should have seen it after!
Thats the “Before Shot”? Jeepers.