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Archive for January, 2007

Or I think I was in a past life!
Having read Rebecca’s post here, I feel compelled to share this with you.
Look at my spangley earring. It is so pretty. It is from Accessorize! Super shop.

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The computer, that is.
I swear I will smash this fucking thing to bits if it messes up on me again!!
I hate it!
Meh.
I am never getting out of here tonight. And I have worked really hard all day too - not dossing or blogging or anything!! Working. Hard. Really. Hard. (That probably set Sarah’s dirty little [...]

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Evil hackers

Alarmed to discover that someone has come across my blog with the following search term:
“hack password protected post wordpress”
Message to all would-be WordPress PPP hackers out there: you are evil. Bad bad hackers. Go to the naughty step. No information for you here! Ha.

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The second…
So, we are currently whipping through the countryside somewhere between W and B. It’s a dead pretty part of the route and the sun is up but it’s over to my right and big and a gorgeous burnt orange red with a dark cloud over it. So many people sit on the train with [...]

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Hooray…

…the appraisal form is complete!

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Today has been a rubbish day.

My head has been pounding all day
My sore throat has gotten worse with every passing moment thanks to muchos coughing
The cough that was ok yesterday has reverted to one of those awful “I can’t seem to get whatever it is that I need to get up through coughing” cough. Get [...]

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This morning I received this email from my dead friend Nanu. It is too deliciously silly to not share:
So it’s entirely possible that I ended up in The Goose on my way home last night and it’s entirely possible I was drunk by the time I got home at the ungodly hour of half 9. [...]

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Protected: Recycling: Gone surfin’

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This is another post from my old old blog that I am recycling by copy and pasting it again up here. This is a riddle (as said by The Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland) that used to really do my head in. So one day I did the bright thing and looked it up [...]

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Right, well, they’re not Worcester Sauce flavour But they are Wheat Crunchies. And they make up part of my lunch today, along with a really unappealing ham sandwich and three Maryland cookies (choc chip and hazelnut variety).
Meh. I hate packed lunches.

My order of preference of Wheat Crunchies goes as follows:

Worcester Sauce
Spicy Tomato
Big Cheese
Practically any [...]

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Protected: Suffering for my sex

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I can’t write much today. I will when I get home later tonight, or tomorrow. In the meantime, as a thanks to everyone for all their efforts to cheer me up yesterday, here are some funnies from a mass email I was sent yesterday… But I am sorry that this blog is totally shit today.
 

Brings [...]

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Protected: What is all the fuss about?

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Password madness

Guys, you may (or, more likely may not) notice that I just went on a bit of a password protecting spree. For those in the know, these newly-protected posts need the “usual” password to access them. For those not in the know, to become one of those in the know you need to do one [...]

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From this morning. Just to prove that it’s true.

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Protected: A few things

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I am wildly in love with DYLAN MORAN!
He is just super. Fabulous. Gorgeous. Hilarious. Incredibly sexy in a rather odd way. Intelligent. Humble. Wonderful.
And lots of other emphatic adjectives besides…
Oh, the man is a comedy God (and delicious to look at as well). And a good actor. And irish. Regional accents, I like them. Even [...]

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This is a very poor quality camera phone snap of what I woke up to on the train into work this morning… Pretty though.

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I have drawn a diagram to help illustrate the warfare that I described in my last post. Just a quick recap:
At Westminster Underground I change tube lines and make up way up three escalators to the Circle and District lines. As I am usually already late for work, I often walk up these escalators - [...]

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Well would you look at that, I’m serenading you ‘orrible lot again! That’s twice in just a few days! Must be something in the water (probably increasing levels of oestrogen).
So, snow. I like snow - usually. Or, rather, I used to like snow. Last time I saw it, I was pretty enamoured by the stuff. [...]

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MyPOD: London lights

Ok, ok. My Dad couldn’t understand why I passed up the chance to be raking in a small fortune in my “home” city in favour of earning not a lot in the Big Smoke until he took a day off work and cycled from Cesspit up into the heart of the capital for a “fun [...]

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Ok, so I have changed my mind.
But for 24 hours it was a really good idea!

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Protected: Miss! Miss! Can I go to the toilet?

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MyPOD: You sexy thing

I am feeling way lazy today. So here is another picture. Look at my dead sexy boot. Grrrr

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I am a geek. We all know this. Look at this picture I took of a train.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Anyway, I’m not really a geek. Train geek is actually train chic these days…

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Protected: “Slow down… slo-ohhh down… it’s taking me over..”

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Protected: To make you laff this Monday morning

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MyPOD: Aaahh, the weekend…


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Global warming! Don’t mess with Mother Nature, or else she will bugger up the weather and leave you all stranded at Waterloo.

So, that was Waterloo station at approximately 6pm on Thursday evening. More precisely, that was ONE THIRD of Waterloo station (the bit near McDonalds). This scene was repeated in the middle concourse under [...]

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Oh it is all rather sombre on here today. I don’t want to get you guys down as well. So I will share a funny story with you from yesterday.
I was sitting on the train to Basingstoke to meet my old university mate and his lovely lady-friend. I really love these two - he and [...]

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I seem to have a lot of readers at universities…
There have been 6 today, at 4 different universities. Two of them are very, very nice universities indeed. One is a nice one. One I am none too sure about but my friend went there so it’s probably nice too.
This tells me a few things:
If they [...]

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MyPOD: Hateful trains

See, it’s all too bright. The seats are too red. The cushions are too thin. It’s just horrible. Nothing will be the same again.
 

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Protected: Stop the fucking clicking

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Protected: Start again

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Protected: The liar

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“Oi, shit for brains!”

Ok, I said I would blog no more today. Well, I didn’t say that, but I have said time and time again recently that I need to get my blogging under control!!
But I can’t let this pass without posting about it.
Foreword: I think my blood is boiling!! Just to set the tone…
The main line just [...]

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Should I be a doctor?


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Protected: Lazy @!#!….!!!!!!

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Meep! I was forgotten today! *sniff*
Last week Matt and I arranged to go for lunch and for drinks after work. We eagerly grabbed our diaries and compared free slots. Tuesday (today) for lunch @ Pizza Hut - all you can eat buffet yay! And Matt said he’d treat me so even better yay! And [...]

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The rather bizarre title will become clear by the end…
Right, I am trying to get back into my old mode, usual BS. It’s actually proving rather difficult as I feel shattered - like, even more tired than usual and being tired is something I mention on here regularly. Anyway, I know I am shattered because [...]

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Protected: Blue soup “facebooks”, therefore Blue soup is

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This was from Saturday night. The blue drinks are called Gandalfs and the red ones are called Froddos.
I think.
I can’t remember and I used to go to The Hobbit a lot for cocktails. But the blue one tastes of cherry so that is good.

(Note, these are also the colours of Crystal Palace’s strip. When I [...]

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Just in case you were worrying that BS has become so lost in misery that there isn’t some good old-fashioned anger in there, I have decided to spend a minute (or ten) to remind you of my utter contempt for South West Trains.
Firstly, I am totally unimpressed today. The first half of the train rolled [...]

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Protected: Hangover III

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Protected: Hangover II

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Protected: MyPOD: The Happy Post It

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My shoulders

I don’t like them.
They are too square.

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…And I’ll say it again (now, and likely in future as well)

WHEELIE SUITCASES SHOULD BE OUTLAWED.
They are a crime to humanity.
You should have to take a “driving” test to be allowed to own one.
I hate them more than children!!!

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Hangover

Today I am nursing a hangover, which is strange as I didn’t drink all that much last night. The consensus is that this is down to working a longer than usual day, working harder than usual, not eating a great deal and general lack of sleep over the past week or so. The sleep debt [...]

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Everything is all wrong.
I woke up early and really in the mood to go to the gym. I thought about it. But that’s as far as I got in reality. Ho hum, that’s what working in London does to you. When faced with a relatively long commute there really is no time to take in [...]

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MyPod: St James’s Park

Isn’t it gorgeous?! I love catching the sun so that it bleeds into a photograph. I know that some people don’t like this effect, but I think it is stunning, and as this is my blog - and the only place I can be totally self-absorbed without feeling bad about it - my opinion is [...]

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Protected: I am crap

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Well, these are the Twin Towers of Power that get me through the day. The Berocca provides “natural” energy and the moolah, well that goes towards my brekkie and lunch. Not that the pitiful amount pictured there would get me anything .
Although today, when I got to my cafe comme d’habitude, I ordered the usual [...]

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Did anyone see the picture of Mia Farrow in the paper this morning? The man next to me on the train was staring at it for ages. My God, that woman looks fantastic for her age!
Apparently more cretins on the Underground again today - just get on the bloody train ok! It’s like trying to [...]

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Protected: Definitely…

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MyPOD: The sky’s the limit

This building is just up the road from me. Look how tall it looks. Look how lovely that sky is!!
I didn’t take this today - the weather is pissing awful here! It’s all pissy and rainy. Boo.

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I *need* these!!!

Not want, but need!

I need a red Nano. I have a little black one that works fine so I can’t justify buying a new one, but look at how beautiful it is. Don’t you just want to stroke it and tell it how lovely it looks? Part of me is willing my little black one [...]

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Protected: Back-to-work…

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Protected: Procrastination

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MyPOD: Docks at sunset

I didn’t post a MyPOD yesterday so I will be putting two up today.
This is a gorgeous sunset over the docks down here. I love the way the cranes look against the sky. It’s a perfect blend of man and nature. I took this photo back in summer.

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Protected: Reinvention: part deux

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In a nutshell

Today…
Morning wasted through sleep.
Forced out of bed at 12.30 to get to hairdresser for 1pm.
2.5 hours pampered up and sorting barnet out. Super. Photos to follow.
Pig out with The Bearded One on Roast-to-go cluck cluck and French stick. Deeelish.
Zonk out for about 3 hours. How come you always feel shit if you sleep during the [...]

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Crikey

As well as the usual nonsense search terms that seem to churn out my blog’s URL to unsuspecting internet surfers, today has brought up the following registered on Blue Soup’s WordPress Stats:
“loss my virginity to me stepdad”
and
“my wee smells”
!!!
First one - eep!
Second one - eeeuuuuwww!

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Well, I am mighty pleased. I had hardly any sleep last night and felt dead as a Dodo (or indeed a doo doo) when I slipped into my seat next to the lovely Winchy Commuter Boy this morning. I expected today to be a very loooooong day. But it hasn’t been, and I am putting [...]

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MyPOD: Self Portrait #1


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No, don’t worry. I am not going to be God bothering a la C.S. Lewis, this is a Milk War update! I decided to try Venting’s all too sensible suggestion of poking a hole in the foil lid of the Milk Potette and seeing if this stops the little bugger from covering me in “milk” [...]

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MyPOD: Hitting the streets

If the street cleaners ketchup with whoever dropped this, there could be real trouble! [Dips head in shame] Sorry.

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More wee

Recently I posted about what happens to wee if you eat asparagus. I also mentioned that my friend said there is a medicine you can take that makes it go blue (yay for blue). Well, I have found a wonderful site here that gives you loads of info about what coloured urine means! Just scroll [...]

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Ok, I am being very naughty today.
I have had coffee… and not just that… I have had TWO cups already today and it is only a bit gone 10am. And coffee has led to a renewed bout of fighting between me and the fake milk:

I have also created a new Milk War category because this [...]

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Robots in disguise…

I can’t wait for this!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

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Arrival time: 8.48am (on time - hoorah)
Yep, I went back to the rat race today.
Not feeling 100% still, but the workload pretty much demanded that I return. And it has been good for me too. I hate to admit that. It’s a weird psychological thing but I enjoyed being in the office today, listening to [...]

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Sometimes I am in an “odd” mood. Often, even. Sometimes an “odd” mood means bad things as Blackadder once explained (although I forget which series it was). Mostly though “odd” means I am finding amusement in objects/places/situations that other people just don’t see it. It’s bleedin’ obvious, but I am the only person chuckling away. [...]

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Sick

So, for the rest of the world, it’s back to life as we know it - 2007 is most definitely here and the rat race is back on.
But not for me. I just got back from my usual GP. She prodded my back a lot and pulled upright and forwards and backwards and so on [...]

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Protected: Resolving to be good

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I’m just back home.
Feel awful.
Everything was great until about 11.30pm when the ibuprofen just turned around and said “ha, that’s the last of us in your system. You’re on your own from now kiddo.”
I wish I could say that I wilted gracefully like a flower. Instead the drums in the head came back full force [...]

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