Milk War: round 4 (at least!!)
04Jan07
Ok, I am being very naughty today.
I have had coffee… and not just that… I have had TWO cups already today and it is only a bit gone 10am. And coffee has led to a renewed bout of fighting between me and the fake milk:

I have also created a new Milk War category because this has become quite a part of my (sorry-ass) life! You will now be able to follow the trials and tribulations of a woman under fire from mini UHT Potettes far more easily from now on.
JET for 4/01/07: I really can’t repeat what I was thinking about today… Sorry. It would make me blush so very much.
iPod: Bif Naked “Lucky”
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Now, now, now! There is nothing wrong with copious amounts of coffee! And if there is, then I’m in a world of trouble!
Arent all of your entries done during working hours?
Im just surprised it has taken this long to set up a category.
Im sure back in the day when the French used to guillotine peoples heads theyd suffer a similar fate as you are getting from all this “spray.”
Do you think executioners had gripes with the people who they were slicing the head of that day?
Tender – You fancy Owen Harper. There is no helping you, you are beyond it. Caffeine is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, but, like I said, there is no helping you
Boy – Well, they used to be. And then I stopped (over Xmas and then yesterday). Now it appears I am back to my bad habit already.
Couldn’t say about executioners. Comparing milk spray with blood has made me feel terribly guilty about murdering Potettes (even it they are out to get me!
Well thats what New Years is all about not breaking bad habits you promised yourself you would.
Im sure they feel the same way, that you should feel guilty.
Did you ever see the potette trick penn and teller did?
If you always have trouble with the milk, why don’t you poke a hole in the top and squirt it out?
Dude, I know! I’ve gone beyond the point of no return!