The Last Battle
No, don’t worry. I am not going to be God bothering a la C.S. Lewis, this is a Milk War update! I decided to try Venting’s all too sensible suggestion of poking a hole in the foil lid of the Milk Potette and seeing if this stops the little bugger from covering me in “milk” this morning. When I say “covering” I do not mean drenching me from head to foot, obviously. But somehow the potette in question always manages to eject a fine spray of its contents over my hand. No, I am not going to make another joke about this, although I suppose in even saying this I am almost doing that.
So, yes. Sadly, I think that this sensible suggestion means that today has been The Last Battle. Eep! And I only just made the category!
So, it was a successful win for me today. No “milk” all over me. But I may just carry on the war for the sheer fun of it (hmmm, think I need to get out more).
Today is dead busy from about… oooh, now onwards. But I’ll shove a MyPOD up.
JET for 5/01/06: Again, another “Can’t comment”. Sheesh, I dunno what’s up with me at the moment! I come off the Pill for two weeks and my sex drive just sky rockets. It makes concentrating at work all very difficult. I guess this is what it is like to be a man, except I can’t get any gratification from grabbing my bits and pretending to “rearrange” them in the office. But I appreciate the long train journey at the moment for the thinking time 
. I guess it’ll be a good thing when the hormone regulators kick in and it (supposedly) calms down a little. iPod: Fleetwood Mac “Everywhere – live” – what?!!?! Don’t go giving me evils. So, I like music for old old old people?
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I was thinking “what would it be like if CS Lewis was editor of a modern newspaper. It would be great!
tired tired tired
help
Boy – uh oh
Pinky – Help how?! Get some Berocca. Day 2 of the research!! My wee is still its normal colour at the moment
Boo hiss. But I feel a lot more awake!! Plus watching the fizz is cool.
really? it works? oh.
i keept yawning and nearly swallowing my head
Milk Battle – That’s mad! It’s those small sachets of ketchup that bug me. You know when you have to “squeeze & slide” to get the last remaining blob out which you end up getting it over your finger and thumb. Grrr. Not good.
Sex Drive – The rearranging thing doesn’t work – It just gets you arrested….apparently
Fleetwood Mac? – Are you kidding me? lol
Yep. Cabbage Patch Face is a bit of a car crash. I can say this freely though as i’m a bit of a fender bender myself.
And a good morning (Ok, early afternoon) to you too. “There” is “up here” – Over the border into Braveheart country.
Sometimes, I can be a very sensible person.
On milk-wars would it not be infinitely preferable to have proper coffee from a proper coffee shop than the reconstituted gravy substitute that you seem to have been reduced to consuming?
On sex, if that is what coming off the pill does, just imagine what going on it does, which seems like a disastrous thing to do, as many people do it, right at the start of a romantic relationship.
Oops, HTML tag error in the above post just noticed…
Yo Coatman – I didn’t have to de-spam your last comment! Perhaps you have somehow outwitted the system??
Or maybe I’ve unwittingly made up with WordPress?
Fleetwood Mac – Awesome.
Best thing about Berocca – Coloured Wee.
“When I say “covering” I do not mean drenching me from head to foot, obviously.” – Damn.