This morning I received this email from my dead friend Nanu. It is too deliciously silly to not share:
So it’s entirely possible that I ended up in The Goose on my way home last night and it’s entirely possible I was drunk by the time I got home at the ungodly hour of half 9. Oops.
Hope you had a fun journey home. See you next Monday.
x
ps Matt’s phone is too low-tech to be able to handle your bum
Matt can’t handle my bum! Arr hee hee hee hee hee 
This is my bum - the photo that sparked this email. We were in A Bar Next To Waterloo But Otherwise Undisclosed last night drinking champagne cocktails and then wine and vodka (although not together, he had vodka, I had wine) and we were abusing Matt over text (”But, what is art?”) and then we sent him this picture of my rear but his phone is so old and pants that it can’t deal with it!
(((((Incidently, where I have typed “dead” I meant to type “dear” - me and technology have been at war since about 9pm last night….)))))
Nice bum
ahem
i was left wondering why you were so happy that your dead friend had left you a message, i was distraught for a moment there
perhaps you should start a gallery of arses like pinkjellybaby did with self portraits!
it would be interesting to get a letter from a dead mate though, at least you could go to mr pope and mr arch bishopand say “lookie ‘ere my mate says this afterlife isnt all its cracked up to be ya know” i think i had a tangent moment
I don’t think people will go with the arse idea… Ok, here is a poll: who wants to put their arse on my blog?
Respond “yay” or “ney” (and run about a bit like a little horse even if your office colleagues think you are loopy).
We will go from there…
depends whose really!
no thanks very much, it’s way too big and pales in comparison to yours
I was wearing black trousers! And the light was favourable. My legs don’t usually have a gap at the top either, it is just the way I am standing.
but bless you sweetie! And I still think you are wee from your FB photo…
so what have you done workwise today…. well boss, i blogged about setting up a gallery of arses… - i feel my work has suffered
i still say it’s small!
Blue: Like the stripy trousers; what’s in them is not bad, either…
Your derriere is fine. Mighty fine. While I wouldn’t contribute I would be more than happy to examine a blog filled with photographs of bottoms. Blottoms? Blums? Blarses? Blehinds? There really should be a single combination words for a blog of bums.
Coatman and Hoverfrog - why thank you both! How very kind.
A Yank friend of mine here in Helsingborg collects nipples on his mobile. Drunken Swedish girls seem more than willing to contribute.
I like your bum, by the way.
I don’t know about art, but I know what I like.
Aw thank you mark! You also know how to make a girl feel cheery and have made my day, which just got pants as I bit my lip. Mind you, that and Moaning Minnie being a pain in the rear (yes the one above) is all I have to complain about so far today
Quite lovely I must say.
Would love to have one like that myself!