“It is generally frowned upon to beat someone in the face with a briefcase when a simple ‘excuse me’ is far more effective and socially acceptable.“
The fact that I had to utter this sentence at all on the train this morning sums up how the day has gone so far.
I mean, what an utter moron.
Even after I said it, he just stood there, staring at me with his mouth hanging open. No “excuse me, may I take that seat?” No “oh, I am terribly sorry for committing common assault with my baggage”. No “oh, sorry, I didn’t see you there, please accept my apologies for ramming my case right into your nose”. He just stood there expectantly, waiting for me to move.
I mean! Some people really are complete arseholes.
So I shoved past him and said something to the effect of: “Fucking hell, some people are rude these days!”
It was only 7.50am as well.
In other work-related areas, that I cannot detail here, things also look to be going decidedly shitty. I might start drinking coffee again and hope to die young.
You have to love the commute.
I found something along these lines coming out of my mouth recently….
“you don’t actually own the armrest MATE”
… having had the tiny little section I managed to place my elbow onto forcibly confiscated from me with a yawn disguised shove. yes, definitely a shove. no mistake. this was pre-meditated armrest invasion.
petty? oh I suppose. but it means a lot at 7:50 a.m.
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