I haven’t partaken in The Milk War for a long time. This is because I foolishly gave up coffee. And tea, for that matter. As a direct result, I no longer stop at the coffee machine anymore. I simply have no need.

I have broken my no-coffee rule maybe twice? Once was just the other day, but only because fresh REAL coffee was on offer, after a meeting had been cancelled so there was a steaming pot of it screaming to be drunk and I had to really. It would have been terribly wasteful not to…

Anyway, today I half-caved in. I say half because I had coffee. But only half because it was decaf.

Three things to note:

  1. I hate decaf.
  2. I got halfway through the cup and thought “my goodness, this is worse than decaf usually tastes!” and then realised that I had forgotten to put sugar in it and the little sachets were still sat next to my elbow on the desk. Silly, silly.
  3. This has seen the Return of Milk War. See image…

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Little bastard “Coffee Compliment” Potettes. I hate you!! Yes, you sit there in my bin, used, unwanted, unloved. HA!



3 Responses to “Milk War: The return of…”  

  1. 1 Rich

    The tip here I find, is that it is best to drink your coffee black.

  2. If I was you I wouldnt worry too much about the Milk War. It appears there may be more for you to worry about. It looks like a rogue gnome has tried to chuck it’s spear in to your finger.
    Have you noticed any empty garden ponds were you normally see gnomes?

  3. Boy – gnome??

    Have you been at the sugar sachets again….?


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