Milk War: The return of…
19Apr07
I haven’t partaken in The Milk War for a long time. This is because I foolishly gave up coffee. And tea, for that matter. As a direct result, I no longer stop at the coffee machine anymore. I simply have no need.
I have broken my no-coffee rule maybe twice? Once was just the other day, but only because fresh REAL coffee was on offer, after a meeting had been cancelled so there was a steaming pot of it screaming to be drunk and I had to really. It would have been terribly wasteful not to…
Anyway, today I half-caved in. I say half because I had coffee. But only half because it was decaf.
Three things to note:
- I hate decaf.
- I got halfway through the cup and thought “my goodness, this is worse than decaf usually tastes!” and then realised that I had forgotten to put sugar in it and the little sachets were still sat next to my elbow on the desk. Silly, silly.
- This has seen the Return of Milk War. See image…
Little bastard “Coffee Compliment” Potettes. I hate you!! Yes, you sit there in my bin, used, unwanted, unloved. HA!
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The tip here I find, is that it is best to drink your coffee black.
If I was you I wouldnt worry too much about the Milk War. It appears there may be more for you to worry about. It looks like a rogue gnome has tried to chuck it’s spear in to your finger.
Have you noticed any empty garden ponds were you normally see gnomes?
Boy – gnome??
Have you been at the sugar sachets again….?