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Posted in BS is a loser, food and drink, funny, just silly, socialising on 31 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in London, The Cafe Characters on 31 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Random, rants on 31 July, 2007 | 4 Comments »
or Pet Hate #Oh I lost count!!!!
If you call me on your mobile and I call you back immediately - say I missed your call by a fraction of a second - ANSWER YOUR BLOODY PHONE!!! I hate hate hate it when I am just left ringing and ringing and ringing. I know you have [...]
Posted in Blogging, London, Love, Relationships, The Cafe Characters, health, rants, work on 31 July, 2007 | 10 Comments »
The good…
I went into The Cafe this morning and Mr TT and Other Cafe Guy both made a big song and dance about it. Where had I been? Had I been on holiday?! They hadn’t seen me in ages!
I pointed out that I had Monday off. Today is Tuesday. That is ONE day not at [...]
Posted in MyPOD on 29 July, 2007 | 10 Comments »
Posted in Friends, Love, Relationships, sad on 29 July, 2007 | 13 Comments »
Facebook. Love it or hate it, it’s changed how many people live their lives. The anti-FB arguments revolve around it making life too easy, taking away the need to make the effort, resulting in friendships that don’t really exist. Do I really know the 300+ people in my “friends” list? Probably not. Would I weed [...]
Posted in Friends, Love, Random, Relationships, socialising on 29 July, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Here is my violence, this is the excuse.
Don’t expect this post to be particularly well-written, not that any of this blog is. Goodness, look at that for a clanger immediately. Shocking sentence construction. Yeah, anyway, please overlook my completely forgetting how to properly put the English language together. As the header suggests, I am [...]
Posted in Blogging, Friends, Love, Random, Relationships on 27 July, 2007 | 5 Comments »
And finally from me today. I got this email from Edge Monkey.
Are you ignoring me? Mother hens aren’t supposed to ignore their little chickens…
What does that mean?!
Posted in Uncategorized on 27 July, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Air cushioned soles
I bought them on the Portbello Road on a Saturday
I stop and stare awhile
A common pastime when conversation goes astray
And don’t think I’m walking out of this
She don’t mind
Whatever I say, whatever I say
I don’t really want to change a thing
I want to stay this way forever
Blue, blue jeans I wear them every [...]
Posted in BS is a loser, Little City on 27 July, 2007 | 11 Comments »
Look at this lovely little fellow that we met in Pets at Home in Little City at the weekend while stocking up on ratty stuff. Isn’t he lovely? Pity hamsters are little more than breathing logs with sharp teeth.
Posted in BS is a loser, Random, just silly on 27 July, 2007 | 13 Comments »
For some reason I have the urge to call my little boy iPod Tinkerbell.
Or Toby.
Posted in letters I will never send, rants, work on 27 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in BS is a loser, Blogging, London, Random, The Cafe Characters, food and drink, funny, just silly on 27 July, 2007 | 6 Comments »
Last night, while staggering down the road, I called Beardy and left a long and drunken voicemail. I am hilarious. Then I called him again - although having just spoken to a recording, I am not sure what made me do this - and he answered and I whittered on at length about, well, nothing [...]
Posted in socialising on 27 July, 2007 | 1 Comment »
I am hungover. Rather too hungover considering the pathetic amount I drank last night. Am subsequently rather ratty (in the grumpy sense rather than the furry sense) and am hoping it lifts before I leave work later because at the moment I can’t be arsed to go to Cesspit for the piss up. [...]
Posted in BS is a loser, Blogging, Relationships, just silly on 26 July, 2007 | 6 Comments »
Posted in BS is a loser, fashion, just silly on 26 July, 2007 | 8 Comments »
Look at my gorgeous new earring! (Of course, there are two. The other one is hanging from my other ear, naturally).
Posted in Blogs I love, Random, work on 26 July, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Today I have not been around much. This is because I have been in Elmers End where the sun never shines talking to a bunch of engineering-related types about the Great Crested Newt, badger underpasses beneath major roads and how to develop and maintain a bat DNA database. Venting you will love it, it’s all [...]
Posted in Blogs I love, Cheese-Watch, food and drink, funny, just silly on 25 July, 2007 | 18 Comments »
Well, I know what you’ll say. It serves you right for scoffing half of a round of Boursin.
I KNOW!!!
Meh
( )
Posted in Random, Relationships, sad on 25 July, 2007 | 11 Comments »
(*or two)
Firstly, I am feeling really bad. I fucked up today. Someone sent me a text at 7am which woke me up. It is Someone’s graduation ceremony today, but he has been up all night sitting in his garden looking at the stars and drinking beer, thinking about his time at university and how today’s [...]
Posted in Driving, rants on 25 July, 2007 | 6 Comments »
I forgot to mention this over the weekend.
I was on the A3 on Saturday early afternoon, travelling out of London at a reasonable speed. I came over the bridge at Shannon Corner and all of a sudden the fast-flowing traffic ground to a halt. Bum. There was a long old queue ahead (a great view [...]
Posted in Commuting, London Commute, South West Trains, Transport, rants, work on 25 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in BS is a loser, Children, Commuting, London Commute, Transport, rants on 24 July, 2007 | 13 Comments »
Today while being pulled along like a little fish in a shoal of hurrying commuters, I got a pang that we women get sometimes. Ladyfolk have a built-in thingymejiggy that makes us feel broody. This is to ensure the continuation of the human race (as outlined by Dylan Moran in his fabulous stand ups). Every [...]
Posted in current affairs, news on 24 July, 2007 | 12 Comments »
Just a flying visit to BBC News this afternoon.
Lock her up, for goodness sake. This bloody brat clearly thinks she is above the law. Time to show her otherwise. Why are the courts so happy to ignore offences if the person committing the crime happens to be rich and famous? Driving under the influence is [...]
Posted in Money, work on 24 July, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Well, not quite “rich”. Comfortable.
It’s pay day (hip hip hooray) on Monday and so Finance Man has come around with our pay slips. I never look at mine as I know the amount in it so what is the point? It changed in April, I got used to that, no need to waste energy ripping [...]
Posted in just silly on 24 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in BS is a loser, Friends, London, food and drink, nothing much, work on 24 July, 2007 | 14 Comments »
Where does that saying come from?
Anyway, it has been go, go, go here today. I have just taken delight in thoroughly proofing one of our major pieces of marketing collateral. Something put my nose out of joint about it, but by doing my job properly and penciling up all the mistakes and design inconsistencies I [...]
Posted in rants, work on 23 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Friends, London, Random, Relationships, The Cafe Characters, funny, just silly on 23 July, 2007 | 13 Comments »
I don’t think I can take any more good stuff happening to me today. Seriously. It is totally bewildering.
But jolly fantastic also!
I went to get my cappuccino - a little earlier than usual, yes, but that is excitement for you - and Mr TT and I engage in conversation. Well, we do that. It is [...]
Posted in Random, work on 23 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in MyPOD, just silly, nothing much on 23 July, 2007 | 11 Comments »
Posted in Blogging, Random, funny, just silly, nothing much, rants on 22 July, 2007 | 22 Comments »
So, I want to share with you a couple of wonderful comments that I was left late last night. I have done a screen grab, which also includes my reply.
I wonder what the anonymous bitcher wanted to come of their puerile remarks?
Did they expect to upset me? Well, I am sorry to disappoint. I am [...]
Posted in Friends, MyPOD, Random on 22 July, 2007 | 3 Comments »
The wonderful Dom sent me some stunning flowers on Friday. I didn’t make it to work until the afternoon (a combination of GP appointment, misery and being physically unable to exit my street thanks to a flash flood - anyone would have thought that I lived in India at the height of the Monsoon season [...]
Posted in Little City, Random, just silly on 22 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in BS is a loser, Blogging, just silly on 19 July, 2007 | 6 Comments »
I have nothing more to say on the matter.
Posted in BS is a loser, Blogging, Relationships, rants, sad on 19 July, 2007 | 15 Comments »
I am uploading pics of Beardy to Facebook just to fuck off LopsidedFacedBitch.
Ha. Fuck you!!!!
Posted in Blogging on 19 July, 2007 | 10 Comments »
Your Personality Is Like Marijuana
You’re laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you’re quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You’re rarely turned down.
You’re prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly.
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Stolen from Cataclismical.
“You’re [...]
Posted in Blogging on 19 July, 2007 | 7 Comments »
I would just like to publicly thank Sarah at He Loves Me Not for nominating me as a Rockin’ Girl Blogger. I think Sarah is the only other girl I know whose love life matches mine for sheer rollercoaster entertainment (for anyone watching, for us it’s pretty hard work). And she likes her tipples at [...]
Posted in Blogging, Love, Relationships, rants, sad on 19 July, 2007 | 13 Comments »
So, lets play “spot the person with the hangover”.
I don’t feel like blogging.
I don’t even remember writing that post last night.
I don’t really remember getting home. There was chicken all over the desk (drunken chicken shop visits, one of my boozed-up weaknesses). My clothes and belongings were strewn all over the floor. I woke up [...]
Posted in BS is a loser, Blogging, Friends, funny, just silly on 18 July, 2007 | 28 Comments »
Ok, which one of you was it? Unveil yourself at once! My money’s on one of the following: Purse-shaped Bruise, Mr Frog, Dom, GreenEyes, TheBoy, Rich… own up!
Posted in just silly on 18 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Random, just silly, letters I will never send, rants, work on 18 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in BS is a loser, Blogging, Friends, Random, funny, just silly on 18 July, 2007 | 4 Comments »
I thought that would get your attention.
So, on The Book of Face, there is the facility to place what is called an “honesty box”. This is an application that allows other people to leave you an anonymous comment about you or about a specific aspect of you/your life (as defined by you). My honesty box [...]
Posted in The Cafe Characters on 17 July, 2007 | 5 Comments »
… I got my coffee as usual and it’s all the same as ever. In case you wondered (following my “confession” post) if my heart wasn’t in the flirting any more, or our earlier chat had spoilt it all.
There was the usual “ah, hello darlin’”/”hello gorgeous” greetings exchanged, the usual cheeky chit chat and laughs [...]
Posted in Love, Relationships on 17 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in BS is a loser, Love, Random, Relationships, The Cafe Characters, funny, just silly on 16 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in BS is a loser, Friends, London, Love, Random, Relationships, The Cafe Characters, just silly on 16 July, 2007 | 10 Comments »
Oh dear, oh dear.
A long morning of working and staring out of the window (being a woman I can multitask like this) has led to the conclusion that I am now in love with Mr TT. Of course, we are using these words loosely (a bit like a man might ) and the situation [...]
Posted in BS is a loser, London, Relationships, The Cafe Characters on 16 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Friends, Relationships, letters I will never send on 15 July, 2007 | 6 Comments »
I don’t like you and I never have. I think it is probably fairly safe to say that I will never see a change of heart or mind where this is concerned. I have tried, don’t get me wrong, I really have. I tried to “be a big person” about it all and look past [...]
Posted in Blogging, Friends, rants on 15 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Friends, Little City, London, Love, Random, Relationships, food and drink, health, just silly, rants, socialising, work on 14 July, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Why oh why oh why oh why… won’t my body JUST LET ME HAVE A FRICKIN’ LIE IN?!?!
Oh, I know what it is.
Yes, it might be something to do with the booze and massively fallen sugar levels.
It might be something to do with waking at 4am convinced that Polly had managed to get out of [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on 13 July, 2007 | 2 Comments »
“People who complain about smoking remind me of the people I used to live with who left notes. ‘Please can somebody put the bin out in the area marked bins, Tina’. I used to leave a few notes for Tina myself - ‘Dear Tina, everybody hates you. Even people you haven’t met yet. Your Mum [...]
Posted in charity, health, work on 13 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in BS is a loser, funny, just silly, work on 13 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Commuting, London, London Commute, London Underground, South West Trains, Transport, Tube, rants on 13 July, 2007 | 1 Comment »
You know, lately you might have forgotten what resulted in this blog coming about at all. Fabby recently popped up a post about defining one’s blog. Of course, a blog doesn’t have to serve a purpose, as such (incidentally, I accidentally mistyped that as “purple” initially – seems the run is still on my brain) [...]
Posted in London, charity, health, work on 13 July, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Well, I am alive my little chickens. And I am not stiff at all today. Granted, I am not going to be leaping about or embarking on another run around Battersea Park, but I ploughed down to the station this morning without any trouble.
So, that is the good news. I am fit enough to (mostly) [...]
Posted in London, health, just silly, work on 12 July, 2007 | 14 Comments »
Posted in Random on 12 July, 2007 | 10 Comments »
An assignment from the University of Blue soup for you. No more than250 words. Submit to the school office (er, here) by Friday 5pm.
Posted in current affairs, news on 12 July, 2007 | 2 Comments »
“We have not released giant badgers in Basra, and nor have we been collecting eggs and releasing serpents into the Shatt al-Arab river,” Major David Gell, the British Army spokesman in Basra, told The Times.
Bet he never could have predicted he’d have to say that in his life.
I particularly liked this bit:
‘Major Gell said that [...]
Posted in Blogging on 12 July, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Tagged by Venting. Seven random things I probably told you already (but forgot).
My favourite item of jewellery is a little wooden ring that I got last summer while on my random “lets go and find myself” solo holiday effort in Zante. It cost me 1 Euro. I love it. Love, love, love it. I say [...]
Posted in BS is a loser, Random, health, just silly, work on 12 July, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Oh bugger it. The day has come. I have failed to go near a gym for getting on for three months now. Well, technically that is a lie. I walk past my gym every weekday on the way to work, and then back again to the station later. On the occasions that I don’t walk, [...]
Posted in socialising, work on 11 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in rants on 11 July, 2007 | 5 Comments »
I was going to blog this anyway, but Venting has also requested, so here you go.
Whatever you do in this life, be it bad or good, saintly or evil, do NOT buy a phone from O2. The long and short of it is… I have cancelled my order with them because they couldn’t organise a [...]
Posted in socialising, work on 11 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in socialising, work on 10 July, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Ok, so I am dolled up. I gots my face on, proper like. Yeah, I know. I actually put foundation and powder on. It’s weird. And lippy and all that glam eye shadow, liner and lashings of mascara. I almost look like an adult woman. Scary. Not liking. My hair has been rather well behaved [...]
Posted in rants, work on 10 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Random, rants on 10 July, 2007 | 12 Comments »
… how much I HATE O2!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
G’ARGH!!!!!!!
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Basically my little w810i (or whatever it is that I have at the moment) is really knackered. It just switches off if you so much as look at it or drop it in your bag, the hearing volume is busted and [...]
Posted in Friends, Random on 10 July, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Look!!! Look, look, loooooooook what I got in el posto from the pink variety of jelly baby!!
Isn’t it just FAB! And it’s perfect too. The mechanical pencil is going to be my Pagination Pencil. A-whoot!! I hope nobody nicks any of it. There’s so much pink around my desk now, super. Matches my fluffy pink [...]
Posted in rants, work on 10 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Uncategorized on 9 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Love, Random, Relationships on 9 July, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Yesterday’s wavering is done with. Must have been a side effect of the hangover. Still, I’m getting a lot better at this rationality melarky. I’ll be drawing my pension any day if I continue being so sensible about this.
Estimated time of next waver: hmm, I’ll hazard a guess at within a week. But they’re just [...]
Posted in Friends, London, Random, nothing much on 9 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Relationships on 9 July, 2007 | 7 Comments »
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Posted in Friends, Relationships, work on 8 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Friends, London, Relationships, socialising on 7 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Friends, London, socialising on 7 July, 2007 | 4 Comments »
“Vodka! That’s a child’s drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?” - Dylan Moran
Last night was another one of those fantastically messy nights. You know the ones. Held in Cesspit, it was going to be messy as Cesspit is universally acknowledged as the kind [...]
Posted in work on 6 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Celebs, Friends, socialising, work on 6 July, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Well, what can I say?
Phew! What a night!
Sales Girl and I left work two normal, sane(ish) young women. We don’t even like Justin Timberlake! I mean, I have one of his albums on my computer but that’s only because I ripped my sister’s CD collection before she moved away. I have never actually listened to [...]
Posted in BS is a loser, Love, Random, Relationships on 5 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in BS is a loser, Celebs, Friends, London, just silly, socialising on 4 July, 2007 | 11 Comments »
I shall be mostly… looking forward to seeing Mr Trousersnake at the O2 in the evening.
Can I get a “whoot whoot” for free tickets to see a major pop star strutting his funky thang in one of the biggest turkeys the building world has ever seen.
Oh yes, did I mention: FREE
Well, a girl’s [...]
Posted in current affairs, news, rants, work on 4 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Love, Relationships, just silly on 4 July, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl: “Will you marry me?”
The girl said: “No.”
And she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank Martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The [...]
Posted in current affairs, news on 4 July, 2007 | 4 Comments »
BBC reporter Alan Johnston has been released! He said his ordeal was like “being buried alive” but it was “fantastic” to be free.
Posted in Uncategorized on 3 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in letters I will never send, rants, work on 3 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in health, rants, work on 3 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in London, rants, work on 2 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in current affairs, just silly, news on 2 July, 2007 | 4 Comments »
I wasn’t going to blog, but Drunken Spaniel wrote a post that made me laugh. Can’t believe it happened given what I just posted.
But anyway, she talks here about the Telegraph’s story that the Bishop of Carlisle “has explained away the terrible floods the country has seen over the last weeks as God’s wrath over [...]
Posted in rants on 2 July, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Ok, so two posts have gone up. Neither were written today, both committed to “paper” last night. Blogging today is a Very Bad Idea. It will only be a spouting of stuff that I will regret.
I am Fucking Pissed Off - to the point that it has to be capitalised. I am more Fucking Pissed [...]
Posted in Love, Relationships, sad on 2 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Love, Relationships on 2 July, 2007 | 4 Comments »
[Painstakingly typed: Sunday 1 July 2007, 7.30pm. And, yes, I was feeling reflective. It happens.]
Looking back
I’m glad I found you
You, got sugar in your smile
And you, your heart belongs with mine
All this time
These thoughts were wasted
I’ve not felt like this before
My world, you can have it all
I’ll be there
My sole desire
We will always live in [...]
Posted in BS is a loser, Friends, Little City, Random, old job(s) on 1 July, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in BS is a loser, MyPOD, Random, food and drink, just silly on 1 July, 2007 | 2 Comments »
As spied in Books Etc with Absolutely on Friday lunchtime while treating myself to a new copy of A Clockwork Orange…