(*or two)

Firstly, I am feeling really bad. I fucked up today. Someone sent me a text at 7am which woke me up. It is Someone’s graduation ceremony today, but he has been up all night sitting in his garden looking at the stars and drinking beer, thinking about his time at university and how today’s ceremony signifies the start of a new era. Seeing in the dawn was more than just watching the sun come up. So, I was sleeping like a baby and Someone was doing a bit of soul searching, worrying about what the future holds as he is no closer to knowing what he wants to do with his life than the day he applied to university to put off making that decision for three more years. (And the rest).

Someone’s text read could I please, please, please call him at 10.30 and keep calling and calling and calling until he answered and got up. Bleary-eyed I replied that I would. No problem, I am in the office all morning.

Except I forgot.

I got to work and this got chucked at me and then that, and this other thing is behind and can I proof that, and now lets have a meeting and so on and so forth. It just slipped my mind. At 11.45 I got a text that brought my promise flooding back: “You didn’t call me :(

Did he miss his ceremony? I don’t know. I tried to call to apologise and explain but there was no answer. Now the phone is off. I hope that means that he is in the hall all robed up. I doubt it though. The ceremony that I think he was supposed to be in was at 12 noon. 11.45 is a bit late to be getting up there, sorting a robe out and getting in line.

I feel so terrible.

In other news, I love Apple. Really love Apple. You know I replaced Stolen iPod with Daisy? Well, because of the costs associated with bag being pinched (owing people money in the short term, pay as you go Oyster, overland train tickets, lost items, STOLEN IPOD), I could only stretch to a 4Gb. My last iPod was also a 4Gb so no big deal really. Same as having the old one, except for the lovely red colour. Bit disappointing because I really wanted the bigger one, but funds were suddenly tighter than they usually are at the end of the month.

Until The Promotion.

So I thought I would give getting an exchange a go. I called Apple up yesterday and explained everything and the lovely man on the other end of the phone said that if I took Daisy into their Regent Street store today, I could swap her over for an 8Gb version and pay the difference with my new-found wealth (hmm, wealth? Well, you know what I mean). Hurrah for Apple and their lovely customer returns policy and their lovely staff. So, Daisy is no more. I felt a bit guilty seeing her sitting there in her little box on the sales counter while the man wrote up a little returns form and then stuck it over the top with sellotape. I even commented on it. He said not to worry and that she would have her protective stickers put back on and then be resold to someone else who will love her as much as I did. That made me feel better.

And the new iPod? Well, I wanted to call it Daisy too, but it doesn’t look like a Daisy. It doesn’t even feel like a little girl iPod. I think this one is a little boy iPod. Maybe that is because it is an 8Gb one? Who knows? So, I will get to know it a bit, fill it up with tracks and see what kind of “character” comes out and then let you know what name it ends up with. Still red though.



11 Responses to “mep… and an apple* a day…”  

  1. Perhaps F-Red-dy?

  2. PS : Forgot to comment on the start of your post! Not meaning to sound like a cold-hearted bitch from hell, but I’m assuming your mate has never heard of an alarm clock?

  3. Damn London Lass beat me to it. Its his fault for relaying on someone who has a day job beyond waker-uper!!

    yeah to ipod. How about Donald?

  4. 4 Breeza

    Don’t feel guilty! And I’m jealous, we don’t have red ipods here :( they were only available for a limited time. I’ll stick with my now out of date ipod mini!

  5. Well done you .. what a result .. just shows what you can do!

    Neville!

  6. If he texts someone at 7am after thinking what does the future hold the only answer I can think of is near death for waking someone up at that time.

    Is Daisy someone you hired to sing you songs while you commuted?
    Did the sales guy actually say “someone else will love her”?
    Does it say somewhere in the Apple instruction manuals that their products must be treated like people?

  7. I know he shouldn’t've relied on me but when I promise to do something, I always try and keep that promise and I feel bad letting someone down! It does appear that things are actually all ok though. I was worrying myself sick all afternoon and then ran off to an interview for an article and had to turn my phone off but I sent a million texts (well, three) saying “sorry” in various ways between getting his text and going into aforementioned meeting but nothing.

    So I was feeling massively guilty about potentially contributing to someone’s ruined graduation (a big deal!!) and hardly able to concentrate to grill this dude on his take over of [major company] and strategic vision [blah blah blah, corporate waffle shit, yada yada, puff puff puff]. Thankfully The Boss was being super (ok, I moan about him all the time but we do work well together a lot of the time) and took the lead. Thank you to The Boss!

    When I got out of the meeting and reconnected with the world via my trusty little mobile (broken already but no energy to blog it!!!), a text came beeping through saying that he wasn’t angry at all and that everything had actually gone swimmingly apart from the entertaining two divorced parents bit (ah, the joys).

    So, phew.

    And the new iPod is sitting here waiting to be sorted out but I gotta take The Girls on holiday to my Dad’s house until the end of the weekend because the bloody landlady is being a pain in the rear end and coming over at some point between Friday and Sunday (WTF?! Is that allowed??) and I am seeing Dom tomorrow and getting inebriated on Friday so busy busy busy busy busy busy

    blaaaaaaaaah.

    PS – I am wearing a dead nice green top :P

  8. How about … Henry?

    About the whole ‘what do I do with my life’ stuff? I don’t know. I still don’t know. I have a feeling not many people DO know. It’s a big conspiracy – if you ask me. Knowing What You Want To Do.

    Because really? I want to make cakes and watch tv all day.

  9. 9 Rich

    Boris is a good name for an Ipod I think.

  10. Boris? No, I can’t. I associate it with that bumbling bafoon. I can’t shift that.

    I have only been able to listen to it for about 20 minutes so far, so I am not getting much by way of vibes yet.


  1. 1 domdavis.com » The requested photos

Leave a Reply