Posted in Fire Man, Love, Relationships, boys on 30 September, 2007 | 15 Comments »
Today I have had a steaming hangover and have felt particularly blobby, upset about the increasingly noticeable double-chin, and had a pounding headache.
And Fire Man came over.
Hmmm.
No, he really is lovely. And he does appear to like me - more than I like him. But I really appreciated that he didn’t mind that I was [...]
Posted in health on 28 September, 2007 | 9 Comments »
Oh, and they want me in soon for an MRI scan. What is going on? Can someone tell me?
Posted in rants, work on 28 September, 2007 | 5 Comments »
EG is away on holiday this week and part of next.
Left us doing the report - weeks behind schedule.
The Boss threw all the stuff at me the other day and told me to coordinate design.
“Fine,” I thought. “No problem.”
Except EG didn’t leave the data for graphs and tables to be inserted into the report and [...]
Posted in Random, rants on 27 September, 2007 | 9 Comments »
By Blue soup, in exasperation. (Clicky image to enlarge)
Posted in Commuting, London Commute, Transport, rants on 27 September, 2007 | 10 Comments »
We have been here before. I have pleaded with you. If any of you readers here frequent Clapham Junction station on a weekday morning (usually around 8.35-8.45), please, PLEASE pay attention.
I am literally BEGGING you.
This
is
left
This
is
right
This
is
NOT
right
This
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NOT
left
THIS
is
LEFT
Ergo
THIS
is
RIGHT
PLEASE will you LEARN IT!!!!!?
Posted in health, rants on 27 September, 2007 | 14 Comments »
The NHS, god love it, is indeed the biggest pile of wank ever. Brown and his swindling sychophants cream off a whole bundle of my hard earned cash every month and spend it on BOLLOCKS!
You can hear the NHS groaning and creaking like a dead train, decaying in a forgotten and overgrown railway siding, probably [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on 26 September, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Blogging on 26 September, 2007 | 8 Comments »
Seeing the doctor about The Procedure and getting a self certificate for afterwards.
Cutting myself on a sharp staple and bandaging up with a plaster, thinking “ah fuck, that’s a great start.”
Putting eyedrops in my eye, which is akin to dying. The only thing that should ever be in your eye socket is your eye.
Taking all [...]
Posted in Blogging, work on 25 September, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Have had some emails and comments asking where I am today. I can’t explain. Will be back later.
Posted in Fire Man, boys on 24 September, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in BS is a loser, Friends, Relationships, food and drink on 24 September, 2007 | 26 Comments »
Guys like you regular commenters who always pop up and say the right thing. Sometimes I wish I knew you in real life. (Although, bearing in mind the honesty that prevails on here much of the time, and the associated lunatic-status that, by rights, you ought to have labelled me with many times over, I [...]
Posted in Fire Man, boys on 24 September, 2007 | 7 Comments »
See, he is trying very hard. I can even overlook that WRONG your/you’re. Just once.
Posted in work on 24 September, 2007 | 9 Comments »
I should not be in the office today. I feel like shite. I look like shite. On top of the general shiteness that goes with having a bit of a bug, add an eye infection (fuck knows what happened to me overnight), and all round puffiness from bawling into the wee small hours.
The alarm went [...]
Posted in Love, Relationships on 23 September, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Love, Relationships, sad on 23 September, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Love, Relationships, boys, sad on 23 September, 2007 | 6 Comments »
I am going to see Beardy after work tomorrow. I know you think it is a bad idea. It is a bad idea. I just can’t seem to help it. It is over. It would never work again, he’s treated me badly, he’s hurt me and made me cry more than any other man I [...]
Posted in Fire Man, Love, Relationships, boys on 23 September, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Friends, London, Love, Relationships, boys, rants, sad, socialising on 22 September, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Love, Relationships, boys, sad on 22 September, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Posted in Love, Relationships, boys, sad on 22 September, 2007 | 1 Comment »
I am cancelling my date.
I spoke to Beardy.
I’m going to bed, but before I go, let me tell you… I can’t get over what a selfish, nasty, good for nothing FUCKWIT that bastard is. I fucking hate him.
Posted in Fire Man, Friends, Love, Relationships, boys, work on 22 September, 2007 | No Comments »
I am blogging from bed. That is always a good thing. But I am not supposed to be in bed. I am supposed to be up on the South Bank meeting The Doctor for some sort of breakfast/brunch. He called last weekend to say that he would be in London today and tomorrow for a [...]
Posted in Blogging on 21 September, 2007 | No Comments »
If you forgot it, contact me through the contacts page.
Posted in Fire Man, boys on 21 September, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Fire Man, boys, sex on 21 September, 2007 | 5 Comments »
I could just sleep with him? I mean, it’s not like I am a virgin or anything.
Posted in Relationships, family, rants on 21 September, 2007 | 8 Comments »
Don’t you hate it when you feel physically shite, but mentally you are as awake as normal?
My mother is such a stupid woman. Motivated by Keeping Up Appearances and material possessions. Sometimes I wonder how on earth we can be related.
She popped up on MSN earlier while I was lounging in bed watching Postman Pat [...]
Posted in Fire Man, boys on 21 September, 2007 | 10 Comments »
I am off work today guys, feeling pretty horrendous but had to set alarm to call in sick so was dragged from the deep slumber that offered some solace from my pounding headache, heavy muscles and stiff back and neck by the beeping of the clock.
Just thought I would leave you with a text that [...]
Posted in Fire Man, boys, work on 20 September, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Key:
Blue soup
Fire Man
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Argh! Cretins have overrun Victoria. Worse than usual! Help!
Just run around booting suitcases and pushing anybody smaller than you over… Then when the people in bright yellow jackets arrive, run away… x x x
Settled for stomping, looking generally annoyed and tutting at people. Loudly. All better now. Good day planned?
Two meetings, [...]
Posted in Commuting, London Commute, Love, Random, Relationships, Transport, boys, rants, work on 20 September, 2007 | 9 Comments »
I am as cranky as cranky gets today. The only way through the throng of complete cretins that overran Victoria this morning was to tut with such force that the sound crashed through and created a gap for my passage. There were more than usual. All just getting in the bloody way, just milling around [...]
Posted in Blogging, Celebs, funny, good stuff on 20 September, 2007 | No Comments »
I’d just like to share with you the best post I have read so far this morning. Stand up Ms Cataclismical. Let the normal people in this world applaud your greatness.
Posted in Fire Man, boys, just silly on 19 September, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Fire Man, Relationships, boys, good stuff on 19 September, 2007 | 13 Comments »
I know you want to know what happened. Here we go.
I think I was unduly harsh on Fire Man prior to The Date. His text messages, although very flirtatious, do seem to have been relatively harmless. I think. Or maybe he is just very good at playing at being a gentleman and is really a [...]
Posted in Friends, Random, Relationships, funny, just silly, old job(s) on 19 September, 2007 | 6 Comments »
A post just for El Presidento Superbo (and assorted Sabbatical Officers 2004-2005 and 2005-2006).
Today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day! So, let us all be talking like pirates arrrrrr arrrrr.
Posted in Commuting, London Commute, Random, South West Trains, Transport, commuter cretins, funny, just silly, rants on 19 September, 2007 | 6 Comments »
To:
… the moron lady on the 8.28 SWT service to Waterloo who refused to move down the carriage, despite calls from people crammed in the vestibule section, and outside on the platform (like me). Just because you pay more does not make you better than us. You only pay more because you travel in from [...]
Posted in Fire Man on 18 September, 2007 | 6 Comments »
Posted in Uncategorized on 18 September, 2007 | 6 Comments »
I still haven’t had a chance to get new bras so I am still suffering with my 34Cs. Beautiful blue. But boobies are trying to bust out!
Meh.
Posted in BS is a loser, Fire Man, London, Random, Relationships, boys, rants, socialising, work on 18 September, 2007 | 13 Comments »
Maybe it is because I am having a bad day…
Maybe it is because we are back into the old routine of The Boss underappreciating me and all the work I do, and Events Lady not doing her job properly and then letting me take the flack (she just made me look like a complete twat [...]
Posted in Fire Man, Love, Relationships, boys, socialising on 18 September, 2007 | 25 Comments »
I am a chicken! I can’t do this. I haven’t been on a date in over TWO AND A HALF YEARS! What do you DO on dates?
I have decided I don’t even like the guy, witty and intelligent as he clearly is (over text). I think that is the problem. I can’t be dealing with [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on 17 September, 2007 | 11 Comments »
This is nothing to do with tomorrow (or rather, today). But I was lying in bed earlier and a thought occurred to me. A thought that worries me very much indeed. It is such a terrifying thought that I can’t bring myself to share it.
I know that I am prone to exaggeration, but I am [...]
Posted in back to school, good stuff on 17 September, 2007 | 10 Comments »
Over the weekend my first assignment for my course arrived. It’s only a book chapter, but still. EEEEEEEPS.
And just a second ago my course handbook arrived. Double eeeeeeeps.
I can’t do this. I am scared.
And I know you want to know more about The Date, but I don’t really know what to say… prompts please.
Posted in rants, work on 17 September, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Friends, Little City, Love, Random, Relationships, boys, socialising on 15 September, 2007 | 7 Comments »
I think I have changed my mind about this “harmless” flirting. It’s an unwise idea.
Today I am nursing a pretty hefty hangover as well. I anticipated last night was going to be a reasonably quiet one (by my standards anyway) as money is incredibly tight at the moment and I had to drive to Little [...]
Posted in Fire Man, boys on 14 September, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Love, Relationships on 14 September, 2007 | 12 Comments »
Posted in BS is a loser, get fit, health, weight on 14 September, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Diet vs. DDs
?
Posted in Love, Relationships, family, sad on 13 September, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Right, maybe I am being stupid but…
My cousin has been abroad for the past year, working in Boston. This is obviously not Big Cuz with Baby O (he’s been here all along), but my other cousin. Anyway, he came back the other week and is re-settling in to the English way of life.
Today I [...]
Posted in BS is a loser, Random, funny, good stuff on 13 September, 2007 | 8 Comments »
I’m a 32DD!!!!!!!
I always thought I was a 34C. And that’s only relatively recent as well.
This is getting expensive.
Posted in BS is a loser, Fire Man, Relationships, boys, funny, good stuff, just silly on 13 September, 2007 | 4 Comments »
So, last night I met up with Clicky Man for a catch up drink. Haven’t seen him since he left where I work, and he’s doing pretty nicely. His bonus, should he meet all targets, will be a juicy £20k. Yes, Clicky Man has landed on his feet good and proper and renewed my hope [...]
Posted in Friends, Relationships, funny, just silly on 12 September, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Flirty kills Blue soup.
In a “row” over peeling potatoes.
Posted in BS is a loser, Random, funny, good stuff, just silly, music, work on 12 September, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Guess what??
I just signed off the bloody magazine. It’s my best issue ever. (I still never want to read it again though). But I am SOOOO pleased with it. So, this calls for a celebration. I call upon you all to celebrate with me. Kick your shoes off, turn your speakers up, shove your chair [...]
Posted in Fire Man, Love, Relationships, boys, good stuff, socialising, work on 12 September, 2007 | 8 Comments »
I have a hangover from the stop short of hell. The N44 bus, I do believe. I will be late this morning I expect. It’s going to take something special to pull me out of the shower when I get under it.
I thought I was a bit out of touch on the old dating scene. [...]
Posted in work on 11 September, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Love, Relationships on 11 September, 2007 | 18 Comments »
Perfect for the Tuesday morning that you woke up and decided to sort your bloody life out.
Posted in housemates, rants on 10 September, 2007 | 12 Comments »
…why I hate living with Transport Planner.
We’re just heading off to the pub, me, Transport Planner and Desk Editor. It is the quiz tonight and we could do with a relaxed beer or two. We have wolfed down some food. Mine was (unsurprisingly) pizza. I left a pizza cutter on the side to wash up [...]
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Posted in get fit, health on 10 September, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Some of you may remember this from my old secret blog, back in the days of running two in tandem:
Warm up
5 minutes walk at speed 6 on the treadmill, raise heartrate above 101 bmp.
Stretches - calf muscles, hamstrings, quads, abductors, triceps, 8 seconds each muscle
Main routine
treadmill: 14 minutes,
• 5 minutes at [...]
Posted in Love, Relationships, sad, weight, work on 10 September, 2007 | 7 Comments »
Feel shit today. Really, really shit. In an effort to minimise the outward evidence of aforementioned shitness, have dressed in very pretty clothes. Hope the combination of pink top and swishy skirt will help me feel more, well, pretty.
Have also greeted the morning with a Starbucks *hiss* (yes, I would feel ashamed of going against [...]
Posted in Friends, Love, Relationships, films, sad, socialising on 9 September, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I did nothing yesterday. Nothing much. Most of the day was spent lying in bed. Not even watching telly. I had the girls running about, but even they grew bored and snuck to the end of the bed and went to sleep in a warm little muddle underneath The Duvet. Nanu told me that he [...]
Posted in Friends, Random, Relationships, funny, just silly, socialising on 9 September, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in weight on 7 September, 2007 | 11 Comments »
Look how thin I have managed to be today! And while “doing that woman thing” too. (The vein on my arm looks particularly horrible though, don’t you reckon? Ugh).
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Posted in Love, Relationships, sad, work on 6 September, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in sad, work on 6 September, 2007 | 4 Comments »
I must have had about 3 hours sleep in the last few days. Managed to drop off in the early hours of this morning, although the clock read 4.41 when I last looked at it. Because I haven’t been thinking straight, I forgot to turn off the morning alarm, so what little sleep I did [...]
Posted in Friends, sad on 5 September, 2007 | 8 Comments »
From my old Sabbs in Little City. This morning I wanted to turn the clock back to before Beardy went on holiday so that maybe it wouldn’t happen. This afternoon I want to turn the clock back two years and live my Sabb time with my Sabb friends all over again. Managed to speak to [...]
Posted in Love, Relationships, sad on 5 September, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Events Lady has told me to get some
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Posted in Love, Relationships, sad on 4 September, 2007 | 13 Comments »
Elton John wrote and sang I’m still standing and what a pile of wank it is.
I woke up today amazed that I had managed to drop off to sleep at all. Sales Girl didn’t mince her words when she said I “look like shit”. I appreciate the honesty today. I’m at home now.
Still working though. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on 4 September, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Love, Relationships, health, rants, sad on 3 September, 2007 | 7 Comments »
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck [...]
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Posted in Commuting, London Underground, South West Trains, Transport, Tube, work on 3 September, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Hurrah. Good old RMT Union. The two other unions involved have called off their strikes following talks, but the RMT union is still going ahead, bringing misery to thousands of commuters across the capital and risking an impact on the economy with people stuck on buses or stranded at home and not at work going [...]
Posted in health, rants on 3 September, 2007 | 4 Comments »
I didn’t think my anger towards the NHS for being a bunch of twatfaces could get any worse. As is always the case in situations like this (I clearly have a low threshold for finding things ridiculous), I have been proven wrong.
Just stepped out of a long morning meeting. I got back to my desk [...]
Posted in Blogging, Children on 3 September, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Blogging, Children, rants, work on 3 September, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I was going to use today’s blog post to have a rant about schools: about the government moaning that not enough kids are having school dinners anymore (my opinion: who gives a shit? That’s for their parents to decide. Mind you I have a fair old bit to say about obesity - a trend starting [...]
Posted in Love, Relationships on 2 September, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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Posted in Uncategorized on 2 September, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Battle took place this evening.
Blue soup 1
Creepy crawly on the curtain 0
I do wonder why fear of spiders is so common.
Posted in Love, Relationships, rants on 2 September, 2007 | Enter your password to view comments
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