Oh my god, I am such a div.
Mentally, I do myself no favours.
Physically, I do myself no favours.
Div! Div div div!!!!!!
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Hmmm, intriguing…
Us “Divs” prefer to be called “special” these days!
Ok, a re-write:
Oh my god, I am such a special person.
Mentally, I do myself no favours.
Physically, I do myself no favours.
Special! Special, special, special!!!!!!
Back later…
Better?
Sounds much better .. because you are special! (but now we have to determine which bracket of special needs you fit into)!
“Special” as in “I get the Special bus to Special school”?
How about emotionally? Any favours there?
Froggy - For emotionally, see “mentally”…so, I do no favours their either… x
Ptah! You’re too hard on yourself.
I treat your self depreciation with the (mocking yet friendly) scorn that it deserves.
I saw that and thought in HTML - you’re such a division? That made no sense; but finding out that you meant that you are special; well - yes - we all know you’re special; you have a special place in all our hearts… Oh, you mean “special school special?” Pah - such nonsense. We all have times when the rational and intelligent parts of our brains decide to take an early and unplanned sabbatical leaving us drooling like the mentally deficient.
The worrying thing is when people can’t tell the difference
Smile, embrace whatever your deficiencies are today; if people don’t like them, well fuck them - or poke them in the eye and give them a kick up the arse at the very least.
Roll on 5pm (oh look, it’s almost here
)
X
Yes 5pm is almost here… and I have SOOOO much work to do!!!!
But Ihave to get out of here to go to the doctor by 5.50pm!!!!!!! Meh meh meh
But thanks for the cheer up x
I’m not entirely sure what “div” means over there.
Will have to look up the definition some time tonight.
As defined by theUrban Dictionary:
1. Actually originates from prison slang in the UK. A job often given to the lowest inmates was to put cardboard dividers into boxes. Someone given this job was a ‘divider’ or a ‘div’. Now used as an insult to those who display stupidity.
Oh you fucking div, you broke my ribs!
2 A slang term for a stupid person
Shut up, you div!
3. Div is a scouse word for idiot. It is short for divvy which in turn is a corruption of Deva. The Deva Hospital was a well known mental hospital (since renamed the West Cheshire Hospital) on the outskirts of Chester. Chester was founded by the Romans who named it Deva. Go on - you’re impressed, aren’t you!
You must be a right div to waste yer time writing out definitions that nobody gives a toss about.
5. Derived from “individual needs child”, a cruel schoolyard insult. Not at all politically correct.
Someone who’s “not quite normal”, an idiot, spaz, etc.
You’re such a div, you can’t find your arse with either hand.
7. makes a better house pet than a human, spoiled, one man moshpit. has is more brains critters than most ppl have brain cells. and will one day become god
hey look its div
I like the suspense written in to this entry.