Walk along the yellow line that runs parallel to the platform edge. Count how many people in front of you are unable to walk in a straight line, but instead weave all over the place. Marvel at how every other commuter around you is a complete moron whose only purpose appears to be getting in your way. Feel the rage.
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Walk along the yellow line that runs parallel to the edge of the platform edge. – Can’t, too many idiots in the way.
Count how many people in front of you are unable to walk in a straight line, but instead weave all over the place. – All of them, they’re also incapable of walking at a constant speed and they all walk too slow.
Marvel at how every other commuter around you is a complete moron whose only purpose appears to be getting in your way. – Doesn’t it scare you that these morons are going to work where, one assumes, they perform tasks that may affect you (banking, insurance, etc.). How did they get jobs in the first place?
Feel the rage. – Every day, every day.
what about those morons that stand right in your way when you are trying to get onto a tube when they are not intending to get on it themselves?
What about those fools, FOOLS, who stop at the barrier to fish a ticket out of their purse\pocket\wallet\arse.
Feel the rage. FEEL THE RAGE. I’m ready to kill at the merest thought of them.
Hey stop stealing my list of ‘fun “games” to play on your commute’!! I will have none left at this rate!!
At first I was kinda confused by this whole post and comments. Since I live in Orange county I drive in horrendous traffic all the time I play a “commuting game of making up people first middle and last names out of the three letters that appear on California liscense plates. So mine is actually a game to keep my car veering of into a ravine.
Ah the London commute. I so don’t miss that.
Do none of you ever think, wow, this really isn’t worth it. Seriously, 10 minute drive to work, mostly on quiet roads out of the forest, bigest ‘game’ is not getting any more speeding tickets in the country of deadly slow speed limits.
Remind me city living is good because…
Des… because it’s where my friends are
She’s got you there. We can also leave our jobs without having to leave the country. And get get kebabs. Proper kebabs, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.