tooth tape
26 February, 2008 by blue soup
I am addicted to flossing. Should I worry?
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No!
Yes. It is a statistical fact that people who floss more than twice a week die.
Flossing is good. Your teeth have 4 sides.
You should only worry if you have a song that you sing along to while flossing.
Floss, floss, floss the teeth of Blue Soup
Floss her teeth until they’re clean
Floss, floss, floss the teeth of Blue Soup
Floss them or they’ll turn green.
That sort of thing. Then you should worry.
Except that you’d be flossing so it’d come out more like:
Fwoff, fwoff, fwoff the tweef of Bwu Sthouff
Fwoff her tweef unfiw veww cwee
Fwoff, fwoff, fwoff the tweef of Bwu Sthouff
Fwoff fem ow veww urww eee
Depending on how good you are at talking when there’s something in your gob.
hoverfrog! LOL!
It’ll do less damage than crack.
Erm, I don’t know. But I don’t think so.
Not at all. Unless, as part of your addiction, you’re lynching strangers in the street to randomly floss their teedles too - in which case I can smell trouble in the wind (and not just the crotch of my favourite underwear).
ummm.. nope. It’s actually quite good for your teeth!
@London Lass: err… ewwww!
When in doubt check with your dentist to make sure you’re not doing the dreaded sawing motion… otherwise the only fault with flossing is near me when I’m at my computer. I just had to kick my boyfriend out of the room for doing that!