horror-scope
28 February, 2008 by blue soup
I stupidly read my horoscope this morning. Three different sources. All are bad:
Mixed messages can excite you one moment and then take the wind out of your sails the next. You may be led to believe that others will come to your aid only to discover that your needs may not coincide with theirs. If someone offers assistance to you, don’t assume that your expectations will be met. Nevertheless, be thankful for whatever generosity you receive.
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Believe in what you do. Broaden your view to see many sides of the story. Are you the only one who’s capable? Make it easy for others, too.
Rating: 
Intensity: 63%
Keywords: honesty, upbeat
Mood: cooperative
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The resolution of many of problems should be fairly close at hand, but you just have to remember to take things one step at a time right now. Be sure to review any problems from their beginnings and try to work forward from there. Just be aware that any travel or education issues could turn out to be a little confusing at this time.
I need to be prepared for bad news. It all felt good, but there were doubts raised. Well, not doubts but a few things to “mull over”. No counting chickens before eggs have hatched.
If you have any spare good vibes, please send them my way. I feel so wobbly now!
The problem with horoscopes is a) they’re bollox and b) they’re too generic. You need a personal horoscope. Based on what I know about you:
Today brings travelling. A random stranger will walk slowly in front of you. Food is in your future, possibly followed by drink. Beware the closing doors. Mind the gap.
I’m grinning broadly right now .. does that help?
Dom - ha ha, very good. But what about the worries??
Cat - Any good stuff is good. x
I can state with the same authority as those horoscopes that you have absolutely nothing to worry about.
The quote “Worry is a misuse of the imagination” comes to mind…
Horoscopes are not bollox. See Dave Gormans important astrological experiment.
At the same time, there are a number of ways of reading those horoscopes. Keywords upbeat, honesty. Just be honest with yourself and upbeat and things will be fine.
“The resolution of many of problems should be fairly close at hand” - Problems that you currently have, are going to be sorted soon.
Horoscopes leave me apoplectic with rage considering that they are completely made up rubbish. Apoplectic!