So I discovered last night.
I woke up at 6.39 this morning still wearing one knee-high boot and with a packet of Boursin in bed next to me. It appears that I got peckish after going out and getting absolutely smashed with Mr Divorced. I must have gotten home and gone to the fridge to get a snack and then just passed out in my bed.
I wasn’t going to blog this, but it made me laugh at lunchtime so thought I would share it.
Got a big problem now and no idea how to go about sorting it out, but I haven’t got the energy to go into it today. I am surviving on a diet of Easter egg and fizzy Vimto.
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is your big problem that you like Mr D and The Mechanic and you at some point have to make a choice?
oh and cheese when you’re pissed, didn’t you have very bad dreams?! x
Pinky – in a nutshell, yes. Beautifully summarised.
I didn’t actually eat any of the cheese. I passed out before that…
There’s something so amusing about waking up fully clothed from the night before. At uni I often found myself curled up on top of all the shit on my bed still with clothes on, sign of a good night I feel.
As for the Mechanic / Divorced dilemma…just see how it goes. Let things pan out.
Does either know that you’re dating someone else?
I’m just thinking that if I found out a guy I was dating was also seeing other people and didn’t tell me, I would be pretty pissed off.
Technically you can only tell that one boot is very uncomfortable to sleep in. Two boots might be very comfy.
As for the other thing I have to say that if you have the energy to juggle men then you should enjoy yourself and hope that they’re the forgiving sort…or that they’re up for a threesome.
Rumour has it that divorced men make better boyfriends.
It is the sign of a very good night when you make up fully clothed and with at least one piece of footwear still on!
Do you want to know something disgusting? I am ashamed of it…
Yesterday morning when I got up, I had a wash, changed my pants and trousers for work ones and headed off to work in the same top I had worn on my date… shower in a can and all that… i even had my eye make up still on because it’s waterproof…
And i didnt brush my hair, just put it in a ponytail.
I sicken myself…
hhahahaha
Too funny. And I love the ’shower in a can’ – I’ve done that once or twice –
Don’t know much about the dating dilemma tho – we haven’t heard too much about Mr. D to take a stand for either boy.
Yesterday morning when I got up, I had a wash, changed my pants and trousers for work ones and headed off to work in the same top I had worn on my date… shower in a can and all that… i even had my eye make up still on because it’s waterproof…
And i didnt brush my hair, just put it in a ponytail.
Oh my, I have done that so many times. It seems like the best way of getting ready at the time but two hours later, I feel like the most skanky person in the world!